OVER Ex's and Oh's😜

The first thing a man is taught by his fellow men whom are older and a bit experienced on matters relationship, is to never fall in love. In that sense they'll be more manly and have their feelings intact. You can have the main dish and several other side dishes,but the main goal is not to fall in love with any of the courses served. Damn ain't that a whole load of crap?🚮 When giving out this advice I don't know if the guys with "the prowess" know and understand that they all fall under the human race.

To love is human. Something experienced by everyone. Even the devil has favorites. The chaps who're ever on the wrong side,even when they ain't at fault, they'll just have something to do with the whole mess.So fellow man,whom are you on Earth not to fall in love?

Caging your feelings and not speaking your heart will make you "more of a man" so they'll say. If you took that advice or not,that's all up to you cause you'll still fall.(Focus! Am not talking about Davido's jam)

So now we've figured out you can fall in love as a  man. Now getting over an Ex whom you loved is a whole cycle. Damn that's hard😏. It will be extra hard if your ex is such a cool person whom you keep up with on texts and bump into at times. One of thy prayers is for them to become a douchebag so that you can find a negative to note about them. But woe unto you that ain't happening. A friend of mine calls it an Ex with the extra cheese. You know the calories you're going to gain ain't perfect for your body but you still crave for it.

We go through different processes getting over Ex's. Some of us will block them, others will keep a distance, get bitchy, some gonna cry, pretend to be normal when they see them,though their heart is putting out an apesh#t performance. Or combine all these into one ball, and come up with a whole episodeof drama.(Love and hip Hop ain't ready for you 😂. Or you pick up the Nairobi Diaries tender cause it seems they're off business) It all depends with an individual, provided the process works and you don't go back to that relationship.

One of the best feelings is getting over someone and just by seeing them they don't awaken any emotions you had for them prior to knowing them. Seeing them smile is just another set of teeth and not your source of joy. Just another random person whom you once knew  You know what am saying? Damn that feels good. It's like you've been healed and now you're cancer free. Feeling free and back to normal, promising yourself you'll never get back to that shit again. Well, only time will tell cause the heart is not so smart(personally I think that's the dumbest shit in our body)

Me: Don't fall for that one, looks like a complicated mess.
Heart: Noooo..... Osman what are you talking about? Better fasten your belt cause we are about to go deep.😌

But hey, if you're planning to fall, just remember to carry your brains along.