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t usually gets to me when someone wants to play Hollywood profile
and yet they are clearly miles and more miles away from it.I was in a matatu
yesterday from westy (which is Westlands)to town(Nairobi) .I sat next to this
guy who was on his phone and after some few minutes of me having taken my seat,this guy started facing the other side and after time to time he would look at me
and try to see if I was checking out what he was doing on his phone.I could see all
this from a side glance and I tried to play cool AF to show him that I was not up on
his business so that he would let down his "guard" on whatever he was doing on his phone
Have you ever been in this position where someone gives you
this guilty look that tries to make you own up to some sh** that you clearly knew nothing about?Then this was
it.I even decided to boot up my phone which I was sure was “dead” because I
hadn`t charge it the previous night and when my phone didn`t give me a miracle of "coming back to life" I decided to look outside the window to strongly pass my message that I was not nosy at all,but that never worked.He went on with this act for a while and I
couldn`t take it anymore.When one of the passengers alighted and there was a
vacant seat,I decided to move into it because the rate this fella was heading to was getting me irked quite fast.
That`s when I thought that maybe when he was going to hook
up with his friends that evening he`ld be all like “Me nachukia wasee wenye
huchungulia phone ya watu wakijaribu kusoma what they are doing.Imagine there
was this dude who was trying to read my conversation kwa mattNKT!Such a nosy
perv.”Am sure we have all heard such a statement or something close to that from someone whom we know or we might even
have said this;but how sure are you about this statement?Because the person who
had said it might have been someone just like this fella or you might have been behaving the same way. Don`t get me wrong,I
know there are nosy people but with such behaviors,bruh that’s too much.
This clearly shows how much he wanted me to check out whatever he
was doing so that the next time he would be giving the famous nosy talk he`ld play a
victim of it;so bruh (and all the people of the same character) next time
before you start acting all hollywood status so that you feel “cool” in
whatever you are doing,remember there are some of us who don’t care whatever
isht you`re upto,but rather it irritates us when you try to get us involved
in it so that we can notice how "cool" you are.And if you cant get over this act then you better start seeing a psychiatrist because it might be Attention
Deficit Hypereactivity Disorder (ADHD)
Word of advice if you feel like you don’t want anyone up on
your “private business” then please don’t do your “private thing ” in a public place because
it’s for the PUBLIC.And if you have hollywood status but you cant afford a
motti yet,then do yourself some favour and respect and hail an uber and give us peace in
our matatu rides or BEHAVE
